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SANTA HATES YOU - ROCKET HEART PDF Print E-mail
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Written by Anaxagoras   
Monday, 28 December 2009 00:43

SANTA HATES YOU - ROCKET HEART

The next step is identifying the nature of your own personal reaction by examining all the symptoms you can perceive. (Some subjects require to be repeatedly exposed to the material before a univocal tendency crystallizes)
Common symptoms (in no particular order) are: hyperventilation, sweaty hands, goosebumps, erectile dysfunction or hyper function, hair loss, constipation, dry mouth, itchy eyelids, sudden ovulation, bizarre food cravings, faintness and dizziness, breast swelling, faster growing fingernails, nesting instinct and an indiscriminate and diffuse "warm-and-fuzzy" feeling. In rare cases all these symptoms can manifest at once.

Curiously enough, we are not going to reveal which of the above listed symptoms apply to which emotional response (LOVE or HATE). Well, that's the beauty of viewing this video: you gotta figure it out for yourselves, so make sure to observe your reactions as accurately as possible.

The promotion tracks are also available at the GothVille Radio for request....


Whilst the list is fairly comprehensive, there may be symptoms that you experience that are not listed; this does not mean that you are loving or hating the video more or less than others, we are all biologically different in many ways and some people simply react differently when exposed to such incendiary material.
If you have any symptoms to add to this list, please email them to your doctor with a description of the sensations you experience.

Once you've scientifically established if you love or hate the video, follow carefully the instructions hereunder:


IN CASE YOU LOVE THE VIDEO: Pass it on! Share it with your lovers, friends (imaginary AND real), family, pets, favorite cartoons, multiple personalities. Spread the word and the love!

IN CASE YOU HATE THE VIDEO: Pass it on! Use it to torture all your enemies, antagonists, foes and arch-rivals! Revenge is sweet! Our video is the perfect way to get back at all those assholes who made your life a living hell!

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